vituperation

I completely neglected to mention in my entry yesterday that the crotch in the girdle I got (I now have two, thanks to my wife going back to Lane Bryant and getting me a second one. The sales clerk remembered me, and is glad my girdle is working out so well.) unbuttons, so nothing important - namely, drainholes - is compressed. I just have to deal with two little girdletails now, one in the front and one in the back.

Of course, that makes it easier to tell which way the girdle goes on - yellow in front, brown in the back.

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This is for those of you who continue to email me or Robyn on the sly and quiz us about That Which Shall Remain Undiscussed:

I’m sorry you can’t seem to understand veiled references, so I shall speak plainly.

I’m not posting details about my recent surgery, and I’m not posting any pictures. It isn’t your business, no matter what you think. You are allowed to see only the segments of my life which I allow you to see, and no more. Your emails are fruitless, even when you try to email my wife to find out what’s "wrong" with me because I’m unwilling to give you what you so desire.

You aren’t entitled, and I don’t owe you. If you don’t like it, surf your ass on out of here. See how long I cry.

If you want to see what the surgery is like, go cut your own fucking skin off and record it for posterity. I’ll be glad to host your pictures here, if you need the space.

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Tubby shows his disdain for the creepy people.

Note: This contest is over. Please don’t enter it.

Now, to show that I have no hard feelings - once I get things out, I’m over them - I want to give a book to some lucky reader. The book is the hardback edition of Gary Zukav’s Soul Stories, and I’ll pay the shipping anywhere on the planet. If you want the book, all you have to do is answer my simple little question, shown here:

What well-known child actor attacked a transvestite prostitute in March, 1991, in Arizona? Full name, please.

Send your answer to me via email, and make sure the topic of the email is "TRANSVESTITE". I’ll accept entries until 5:00 CST on Wednesday, then I will randomly select a winner from all the correct entries and contact that person by email for an address.

Enjoy, and have a great day.