vituperation

August 21, 2002

If you followed a link here from another site, let me apologize, because the entry you’re looking for has been taken down. You see, the entry turned out to be very popular - to the tune of an extra thousand or more visitors a day here just to read it. This is a good thing, mind you, not a bad thing.

So good, in fact, that I’ve let myself be talked into (note: this is my setup for laying blame on my wife later on when the rejections start piling up) editing it for clarity and adding it to my upcoming book. Which means, unfortunately, that I can’t leave it online, because those publishers get all antsy when they think they’re not the sole publisher. Trust me, I know from experience.

In any case, I do think I’ve been humorous and possibly interesting on other occasions, and I’ll give you some different entries (I’d call these "greatest hits", but even I am not that pretentious) to look at, if you’re of a mind.

Thank you for visiting, and again, I apologize.

Cleaning the cat’s ass.

A good laugh at Robyn’s expense.

Cable television .

The spud says a bad word.

The booger man.

Oldies but goodies.

Hunting a roach.

Meeting the Maryland highway patrol.

The snake.

A morning run.

Tubby catches a frog.