Snip-a-dee-doo-dah
I have officially been neutered, as of 30 minutes ago. I’m still high as a kite from the Halcion, but my readers are so important I had to share the experience.
Warning: There is a photograph below that may disturb you. There’s a second one that might offend you, might titillate you. You have been notified.
2 halcions + 30 minutes = Happy Zippy the Pinhead.
Once I was high, I got fascinated by the aquarium.
What I saw when I first laid down.
The view down my legs. I’m nekkid under that white paper sheet at
the bottom of the picture, ladies.
Here I lay on the bed, taking a picture of my drug-addled self.
Gloves and lidocaine. In a different situation, they can be used for fun.
They tried to hide the instruments of death under a napkin, but they
still looked evil.
Strangely, there’s a semi-toilet in the room with me. God only knows what it’s
used for. The sound of a turd plopping into a metal pot is a pretty unique sound.
Trust me. I know.
Dr. Morg@n smiles as he prepares to stick the world’s largest needle
into my scrotum. Yes, it hurt.
A section of my betadined ballsack is exposed for all to see.
Look closely, that’s a segment of freshly cauterized vas deferens poking out of it.
Dr. Morg@n smiles as he prepares to so something evil with the scissors.
For the ladies, a picture of my styling new duds.
I get to wear this for 4 or 5 days. Envy me.
Now if you’ll excuse me, the local is wearing off, my balls hurt, and I’m sleepy as hell from the drugs.
Good night.
Hmm… I wonder if this entry will still be up after the drugs wear off! Hee!
Hope you feel better. Go rest your… er… sleepy head.
Lori
Thats so funny I was just gonna say the samething. Whats gonna happen when the drugs where off and you realize what you posted a pic of. Not bad buns tho…Hee Hee.
This has to be the most… um informative entry in a long while.
I don’t even have balls and it made my imaginary balls hurt.
Get well soon!
~Denise~ in Georgia
Oh, my. I’m blushing. Congrats, though. It’s over!
Get well soon Fred!
Oh, and kudos on the thigh muscles!
Um–thanks for sharing? Hope you feel better soon!!
Did your doctor know you were going to post the photos you took on the internet? Crack me up.
Your butt is more flat than I thought it would be, but your legs look great!
AHHHHHHHHH! TMI!!!! TMIIIIIII!!!!!!
Wait until Robyn gets home! You are in TROUBLE young man for flashing us!!!
Hope you feel better soon!
Nice nutsack, dude.
my god, you just posted a picture of your um… your um… your um you know what on the internet. i gotta get me some of those drugs!
get well soon!
This is a side of you I never thought I would see! LOL Glad its over, and nice ass!
I do believe the photoblogging of a vasectomy might be a first.
Here’s to a speedy recovery and to shooting blanks!
Titillated. Blind, oddly, but titillated.
God love ya for posting this experience. My husbands next!
btw - nice ass!
Nice ass, nice legs… ugly ballsack, though.
Hahahah….Lori, EXACTLY what I was thinking!!! Totally!
That’s funny. And now I want to take pictures at MY surgery on Monday, but alas, I’ll be OUT for the whole procedure! Nice ass Fred!
Hope you feel better soon…I also hope that the entry stays up long enough for my husband to see when he gets home…cause I’m thinking it might be gone when the drugs wear off…although…maybe not…oh and very nice thighs
The drugs have worn off, and the entry’s still there. I’m not ashamed or embarrassed by either picture.
I figure that almost 50% of humans have a scrotum, and 100% have an ass, so I’m not showing anything special.
Like my face in the same picture.
Ummmm…
I have nothing. Nothing…
Nicccceee azzzz Fred!
Your physician is a lil TOO happy to be conducting this procedure!
yowza! hope recovery is quick.
Ummm…vituperative ball sack!
Man… oh… man. You are one gutsy fella Fred. I think this takes blogging to a whole new level.
Definitely nice thighs. Not that I looked or anything.
Well,well,well,I guess there’s no point in me ever asking to see a pic of you in your red shorts again,is there Fred ?
Bravo for your balls,um I mean bravery, for baring all,well ALMOST all. ;oP
Nice butt Fred !!!!
well was TMI. But we were warned. heh. Hope ya get better soon. And um…ya get no compliments from me!!! lol
Percocet-addled Fred here, thanking you all for the comments about my ass.
My personal favorite (looks-wise) part of me is the lines on my legs, which show up (like in the pic) when I’m not flexing them or anything. Hiking does a body good.
And if anyone’s curious, I’m mostly pain-free. When the Halcion wore off, I had a vague kicked-in-the-balls feeling, which is a sort of ache in your lower gut, like a combination of being nauseated and needing to poo. A weird feeling, but not truly PAINFUL.
I took a Percocet to make me sleep some more because I’m not supposed to move around much, and I’m a hyper bastard. I figured if I was knocked out I wouldn’t be running around the house as much. Seemed to work.
No apparent swelling yet, and the tiny little hole has stopped bleeding. Knock on wood.
My shirt today said “If I gave a crap, you’d be the first person I gave it to” and no one even commented on it. Hmph to them.
Oh, and the doctor was smiling so big because I kept asking him to. He even offered to get the chainsaw from his truck and pose with it between my legs. He was cool. When I first smelled the scent of cauterized vas deferens, I said, “Is that ME burning I smell?”
He said, “Yep, barbecued patient.”
Definitely got a good sense of humor, him.
And if you’re curious, burning vas deferens smells identical to the smoke that comes out of your mouth when you’re getting a tooth drilled.
Sorry for the long post, it’s the drugs talking.
Hi Fred—
Glad you are not in too much pain. The betadine made it look like it really bled!!!! So how long will it take before you know that you are ummm “sperm free”???
Haha - you put this up before the drugs wore off! You go, Fred!
Hope you have a speedy recovery.
And the legs are impressive!!!
When do we get to see the sixpack???
Doc looks a little Too Happy…
Damn Fred, your legs ROCK!!!
Any guy that goes through that is MY HERO!!! Hope you’ll be fine in no time. I agree about the nice buns and legs!!
Well, *I* was wondering about the shirt, but I had already posted and didn’t want you to suspect, um, *think* that I was stalking you.
Congrats on a successful procedure. And nice buns too! Hope the pain subsides quickly for you.
My eyes! My eyes!
That view of your…ummm…family jewels was a little unexpected. I choked on a Twizzler.
Nice legs, tho, Fred. Very impressive.
Speedy recovery!
Oh, yeah, I wanted to ask: were you taking those pictures, or did Robyn accompany you? What did the doctor say when you told him you wanted to document the procedure?
Lord have Mercy, Fred. I’m blushing as I read this! Get well and try to enjoy your weekend. You deserve it!
BeckaJo - Robyn was there, but I took all the pictures except for the aquarium one. The doctor was very accomodating, and more than willing to pose.
I’d have taken a picture of the nurse holding my weiner out of the way while he worked on me, but I didn’t want to make my male readers envious.
aaaAAAAAAaaaaGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
TOO DISCOVERY CHANNEL FOR ME!!!!
I note that no one has commented on your gigantic clodhopper feet. Those things leave Mister Boogers’ huge feet in the dust.
Nuts, someone else did the “you got balls to show your balls” joke…oh, “nuts”, heee! That’s an awesome backside, all the way down. Who else would show your jewels but keep their car type secret! Fred, you’re never boring.
Great legs!!!
I DO NOT like Dr. Morgan’s grin, though . . . it gives me the willies!
My DH went through this years ago. He did not take a photographic record, though. Your terrific foresight is greatly admired.
WOW!! Just WOW!!
Gee, thanks for sharing? Great photos, I’m laughing my ass off…these pics will happily get me through the weekend! Nice to see you shaved your ball sack!
You’re a brave, brave man, Fred. And yes, nice ass and all that, but don’t worry about the scrotal comments — let’s face it, a terrified, betadined mansack will never look its best. I’m sure it’s lovely when it’s not being cut on.
Okay… that was NOT what I was expecting to see when I noticed a new post today HAHA…
Congrats I guess?!
Ouch. Just ouch. So, you get to wear the fancy belt to prevent gravity from pulling down the entire area? I’d think that would hurt.
Great legs! I’d say more but I’m blushing too much. :-p
hehe cheeky! glad you’re doing alright, i think the needle part scared hubby out of the idea though lol
Too funny! lol
After many many years of readng Fred I finally get to see his balls and ass! You are one japanese tourist wannabe bringing the camera with you every where, LOL!!! HOLY SHIT - I thought you got knocked out for that operation!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICE ASS!!
Thanks for the ass/legs comments, all. I think.
On the brighter side, I realized this morning that that’s actually my gimp leg. Makes me wonder what I look like from the good side.
No, so don’t ask.
Side note: my groin is more sore today than yesterday (I feel like I’ve been kicked), and I have a literal case of blue balls. Maybe I should be laying down instead of sitting at the computer.
Percocet dreams are funky.
I think the pic of your doc with the syringe is ALOT more unsettling than the nudie pics..
BTW..nice..HEH!
I’m very impressed. My husband’s nutsack turned a beautiful shade of dark indigo after a day or two, and I hope you get to experience that, too. Love your grinning doctor.