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May 31, 2010

Fruitcake

by @ 6:35 am. Filed under Daily life

First off, thanks to everyone who shared their thoughts on the book, I appreciate them. If you’ve read it and are of a mind, please consider posting a brief review on Amazon.


It looks like we’re going to have a fruity year at Crooked Acres:

 


Pears. I can’t wait for these. The tree is covered, and has grown
five feet or more in the two years we’ve had it. Probably our best tree.

 


Plums

 


Apples (and the onset of rust!)

 


Muscadines (wild grapes, to you non-southerners)

 


Nectarines

 


Peaches

 

This year we’ve added something new, but it may not work because it gets kind of cold here in the winter for these guys. But, each of the following trees was marked down from $75 to $17.50 at Lowe’s. For that price, how can we not at least try?

 


Satsuma oranges

 


Key limes

 


Tangerines

 


Kumquats (still buds)


A couple of weeks ago at the Music Hack Day in San Francisco, a developer by the name of Tristan Jehan released a Python script that will turn any song into swing by time-stretching the first half of each beat while time-shrinking the second half.

The results are pretty dang impressive (and somewhat humorous, and VERY catchy) :

Sweet Child O’ Mine (Swing Version) by plamere

“Take on Me” - a Ha

“American Idiot” - Green Day

“Phantom of the Opera” - Andrew Lloyd Webber

Awesome, no?

If you’d like you swing-ify some of your own MP3s, you can use the handy tool here.

7 Responses to “Fruitcake”
  1. Kathy W. said:

    “Take on Me”–so boppy! just imagine this version done with accordions.

  2. Jean said:

    Aaack! Turning a perfectly good Tango (Phantom) into a swing! I need some mind bleach. :-)

    I am going to have to send my dance partner to the site, though. I bet he swing-ifies a lot of close-but-no-cigar tunes…

  3. Betty said:

    Hi Fred. Was going to download your book, but was in the hospital for a while. I love your other books. Will absolutely read this one.

  4. MEG in VA said:

    Loved your book! Are you working on another one? Should I add you to my list of favorite authors that I check regularly for new books that I can’t live without and neeeeed?!

  5. Ebba said:

    Hey Fred! We wanna see update pictures of your gorgeus trees!

  6. lisa said:

    Jesus, Fred!! Do you want us to beg? Update, already!

  7. JIm Leech said:

    Have you listened to BRAVE COMBO? You haven’t lived until you’ve heard STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN set to a polka! The guys are actually very good musicians…

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