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	<description>Adventures in freakdom.</description>
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		<title>Fruitcake</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 11:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fred</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[First off, thanks to everyone who shared their thoughts on the book, I appreciate them. If you&#8217;ve read it and are of a mind, please consider posting a brief review on Amazon.

It looks like we&#8217;re going to have a fruity year at Crooked Acres:
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Pears. I can&#8217;t wait for these. The tree is covered, and has [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First off, thanks to everyone who shared their thoughts on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003LBSJT4?tag=vituperation-20&#038;link_code=as3&#038;creative=373489&#038;camp=211189" target="_blank">the book</a>, I appreciate them. If you&#8217;ve read it and are of a mind, please consider posting a brief review on Amazon.</p>
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It looks like we&#8217;re going to have a fruity year at Crooked Acres:</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/3101.jpg"/><br />
<i>Pears. I can&#8217;t wait for these. The tree is covered, and has grown<br />
five feet or more in the two years we&#8217;ve had it. Probably our best tree.</i></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/3102.jpg"/><br />
<i>Plums</i></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/3103.jpg"/><br />
<i>Apples (and the onset of rust!)</i></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/3104.jpg"/><br />
<i>Muscadines (wild grapes, to you non-southerners)</i></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/3105.jpg"/><br />
<i>Nectarines</i></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/3106.jpg"/><br />
<i>Peaches</i></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>This year we&#8217;ve added something new, but it may not work because it gets kind of cold here in the winter for these guys. But, each of the following trees was marked down from $75 to $17.50 at Lowe&#8217;s. For that price, how can we not at least <i>try</i>?</p>
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<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/3107.jpg"/><br />
<i>Satsuma oranges</i></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/3108.jpg"/><br />
<i>Key limes</i></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/3109.jpg"/><br />
<i>Tangerines</i></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/3110.jpg"/><br />
<i>Kumquats (still buds)</i></p>
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<p>A couple of weeks ago at the <a href="http://sf.musichackday.org/" target="_blank">Music Hack Day</a> in San Francisco, a developer by the name of <a href="http://web.media.mit.edu/~tristan/" target="_blank">Tristan Jehan</a> released a Python script that will turn any song into swing by time-stretching the first half of each beat while time-shrinking the second half.</p>
<p>The results are pretty dang impressive (and somewhat humorous, and VERY catchy) :</p>
<p align="center"><object height="81" width="100%"><param name="movie" value="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fplamere%2Fsweet-child-o-mine-swing-version"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param> <embed allowscriptaccess="always" height="81" src="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fplamere%2Fsweet-child-o-mine-swing-version" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%"></embed></object>  <span><a href="http://soundcloud.com/plamere/sweet-child-o-mine-swing-version">Sweet Child O&#8217; Mine (Swing Version)</a> by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/plamere">plamere</a></span></p>
<p><a href="http://glasnost.us/~knifa/swinger/files/processed/b290d8b210adeac4531283eda554cadb.mp3" target="_blank">&#8220;Take on Me&#8221; - a Ha</a></p>
<p><a href="http://glasnost.us/~knifa/swinger/files/processed/c983593c375fcd272934b1c0f1cc85b1.mp3" target="_blank">&#8220;American Idiot&#8221; - Green Day</a></p>
<p><a href="http://glasnost.us/~knifa/swinger/files/processed/327e665c66921fe520f30330e2eb1352.mp3" target="_blank">&#8220;Phantom of the Opera&#8221; - Andrew Lloyd Webber</a></p>
<p>Awesome, no?</p>
<p>If you&#8217;d like you swing-ify some of your own MP3s, you can use the handy tool <a href="http://glasnost.us/~knifa/swinger/" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Spring</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 23:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fred</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Daily life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I wroted a book.
(you can download the Kindle reader to your PC for free at that link)

Friday, May 14 is the first official day of Spring at Crooked Acres. First off, I found these guys:

&#160;
under this little lady:

&#160;
this morning.
Second, this afternoon, I caught my first mole:
This is pre-whack.
&#160;
Definitely springtime.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003LBSJT4?tag=vituperation-20" target="_blank">I wroted a book.</a></p>
<p>(you can download the Kindle reader to your PC for free at that link)</p>
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<p>Friday, May 14 is the first official day of Spring at Crooked Acres. First off, I found these guys:</p>
<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/1401.jpg"/></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>under this little lady:</p>
<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/1402.jpg"/></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>this morning.</p>
<p>Second, this afternoon, I caught my first mole:</p>
<p align="center"><img src="/journal/2010/May/1403.jpg"/><br /><i>This is pre-whack.</i></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Definitely springtime.</p>
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